“Hello, welcome to your local appliance superstore. Let me introduce you to ‘SMIDGE’, our newest SMART FRIDGE.
-She keeps you on track for your water drinking goals, by reminding you vocally every two hours to drink your 8oz.
-She recognizes when leftovers have started growing bacteria, and disposes of them for you, leaving the bowl in a “clean dishes” side compartment. (Her most far-fetched and highly sought after quality!)
-She has a special awesome-looking beverage compartment for entertaining, and she has speakers that play music based on your mood.
-She also has a wine decanting dispenser next to the water dispenser, of course there is a fingerprint security sensor and quantity-tracking device so you can be sure no one is sneaking wine. 😉
-And to top it all off, the interior is self-cleaning as is her stainless steel exterior.
Smidge can be yours for the low price of…priceless!”
Done. I’ll take 2.